nasty little corvid of a man

diocletianscabbagefarm:The Onion’s on fire

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:48:09 -0400

The Onion’s on fire

blackgirlsvevo: blackgirlsvevo: blackgirlsvevo: pixar really...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:20:06 -0400

blackgirlsvevo:

blackgirlsvevo:

pixar really had to hardcore yank tony’s ‘i smoke a line of cocaine behind the school dumpster during second period’ character design to replace it with a facetuned love interest from a disney channel original movie . u already kno some pixar director mustve went back to the source material and noticed tony’s busted ass face and they had to scrap that shit immediately . he was literally too ugly to allow even a trace of his original face associate w/ the masterpiece they were abt to be making . rebooted his whole ass face then gave him his dark turtleneck and called it a day smh . mess

i’m screaming at the people reblogging this and saying that new tony is generic and old tony had some “character” like why do you people think that a man being ugly means he has personality . tony circa 2004 looks like he’d piss in the bushes outside your mom’s house and new tony looks like he’d wait 57 minutes for his food at a restaurant and still be nice to the waiter because they’re “just doing their best”. accept that pixar pulled the gag of the century and gave us the tony we deserve

pixar, completely remodeling tony’s clapped face: fuck a bitch named consistent character design and maintenance of the integrity of the original work. new tony is going to look like he would pay $60 for a gram of weed whether you losers like it or NOT

lesbianherstorian:stills from GAY USA, a documentary directed by...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:18:37 -0400

lesbianherstorian:

stills from GAY USA, a documentary directed by arthur j. bressan, jr., 1977

spiderinthecupboard: klleyoharas: harold, they’re...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:17:04 -0400

spiderinthecupboard:

klleyoharas:

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven

i’m a lesbian, carl

don’t be a transphobe, chad

we support the gays, david

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

ah, the extended edition

prokopetz: the-trans-morrigan: prokopetz: meltinggoldanddippingthingsinit: prokopetz: My...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:16:02 -0400

prokopetz:

the-trans-morrigan:

prokopetz:

meltinggoldanddippingthingsinit:

prokopetz:

My favourite things about the “are you prepared for the kind of death you’ve earned, little man?” meme are that a. it’s not an “incorrect quotes” gag - that’s actually what Brent Spiner is saying in that shot; and b. he’s talking to Wil Wheaton.

I don’t remember this, so please, tell me where I can learn more.

The Next Generation, season one, episode thirteen.

God I love Brent Spiner

Looking back on the early episodes, it’s striking how much of the humour relies on finding excuses for Brent Spiner to say something wildly incongruous with a perfectly straight face. I know it’s weird to praise an actor for lack of affect, but Spiner’s impenetrable poker face carries whole scenes.

prime89: thrakaboom: never forget that 13 year old Tim Drake blackmailed the BATMAN Never forget...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:10:57 -0400

prime89:

thrakaboom:

never forget that 13 year old Tim Drake blackmailed the BATMAN

Never forget that 12 year old Jason Todd jacked the wheels off the batmobile, then told Batman it was his fault for parking in “crime alley”.

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:05:19 -0400

cykelops: u, a gay who dissociates with fellow gay friends who dissociate: ah fuck we forgot to go...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:16:30 -0400

cykelops:

u, a gay who dissociates with fellow gay friends who dissociate: ah fuck we forgot to go to pride

fellow dissociating gays: (soft echoing ‘ah fuck’s)

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:16:00 -0400

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:12:57 -0400

whisqrs: wtf is up with that normal looking kid in the middle....

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:10:26 -0400

whisqrs:

wtf is up with that normal looking kid in the middle. like 6 minutes into this episode of puss in boots and he’s the only one who hasn’t said anything

famehooka:me dissociating while waiting for my mom to pay on the...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:50:43 -0400

famehooka:

me dissociating while waiting for my mom to pay on the register

turing-tested: you know you’re in a bad neighborhood when you see an advance autoparts

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:38:33 -0400

turing-tested:

you know you’re in a bad neighborhood when you see an advance autoparts

o-kau: what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:38:05 -0400

o-kau:

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

unpretty: unpretty: while completely accurate to the comic, i still feel an indescribable emotion...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:36:28 -0400

unpretty:

unpretty:

while completely accurate to the comic, i still feel an indescribable emotion the first time movie Tintin pulls out a photorealistic handgun

jonostarsmcre: batman rogues: we’re going to kill batman superman rogues: we’re going to kill...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 13:43:26 -0400

jonostarsmcre:

batman rogues: we’re going to kill batman

superman rogues: we’re going to kill superman

wonder woman rogues: we’re going to kill wonder woman

flash rogues: where’s the flash? he’s been out of town for a week we miss him :(

fourlughero: tilthat: TIL Ray Bradbury first titled Fahrenheit 451 “The Fireman”, then called a...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 13:36:04 -0400

fourlughero:

tilthat:

TIL Ray Bradbury first titled Fahrenheit 451 “The Fireman”, then called a local fire station to ask what temperature it would take to actually ignite books. The responding firemen placed him on hold and burnt a book, then reported that the heat required was “Fahrenheit 451″.

via reddit.com

That’s such a fire fighter thing to do.

“You know what? That’s a good question. I’m gonna put you on hold while I find out”

spite-cadet: schmergo: The most relatable thing about Hamlet is the way he uses strange and surreal...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:44:18 -0400

spite-cadet:

schmergo:

The most relatable thing about Hamlet is the way he uses strange and surreal dark humor and obscure humorous cultural references to cover up his deep despair, to the utter confusion and concern of all of the older people around him. Hamlet would love memes.

Shakespeare, scrolling through evil Kermit memes in heaven: I was born in the Wrong fucking era

random-cluster-missile: fizzityuck: we’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. i’ve...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:38:22 -0400

random-cluster-missile:

fizzityuck:

we’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. i’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. you’re not that old and you’re not worth licking.

Clare this is by far the most terrifying post you have ever made

picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:11:17 -0400

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm